Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Monday, April 2, 2007

Andrew E and Donna Cruz, break it down!!!



My Gas! I am truly sorry dahil ngayon lang nakapag-update ng blog ang iyong Lola Regina. Kumusta naman kasi ang pagka-aligaga ko when you know my Mac suddenly bumped into the floor you know! Pero here I am, sabi ko nga sa previous entry ko, renting a PC sa Station 168 Libis (kung saan may pinakamaraming Yobuseyos and Yobuseyas per square meter sa Libis) para lang mag-update ng blog!

So syempre to satisfy my Jologs friends who have been bugging me for another entry, I have decided to pay tribute to the greatest Pinoy jologs rap artist of all time - Andrew E. Haha. Serious ang lola mo! Nakakagalit nga dahil I tried my best to make halukay the youtube baul for excerpts from Humanap Ka Ng Panget the movie - where Zorayda is making loving-loving to Eddie Guitierrez, Dennis Padilla is making gaya to the brown tsaleko and baligtad na cap of Kuya Binoy, Carmi Martin is making that forward-back dance step in the beach in her one-piece tanga, Gelli De Belen is making Kate Gomez jealous by reviving Mr. DJ, and Nannette Medved trying to make kumbinse the Jimmy Santos to not jump from the building while Andrew E is also making selos in the background. Hay! The best Andrew E movie talaga!

Pero what did I get from youtube? Spongebob lip-synching Papa Andrew? Kagalit ha!




Pero okay lang naman dahil winner pa rin this Andrew Ford Medina clip ha! Powerful pa rin the Lolo Andrew, and Lola Pilita is also here noh - in her sequined red dress na kulang na lang eh si Bert "Tawa" Marcelo ay mukhang maghohost na sya ng Tanghalan ng Kampeon! Kaya I'm sure you'll enjoy pa rin naman and everythang! This clip has our all-time favorite scene naman in local movies eh - you know, the dance sequence in Matabungkay or Puerto Azul beach - haha - with matching lambingan pa of Patrick Guzman and Lola Gelli de Belen!

And Lola Donna Cruz and that Kapag Tumibok ang Puso song! Kagagalit! Flat chested the Lola! Pero don't get me wrong ha, I adore her noh! I don't like lang when he's paired with Ian de Leon (no comment na lang ako why I dont feel it their tandem haha). Lola Donna is like a fashionista in the eyes of my great mama ha - talagang she bought us tatlong maria that polka dot preggy dress with matching knee-lengths puruntong to welcome the New Year - I can't even describe it pero what I remember was I had the green polka dots, Rhea had the pink, and Marianne had the electric blue ones! Taray all of us! Syempre may matchig turban pa yan! Haaay naman, I'm like inis because I don't have a picture of that noh, basta I know you know what I'm talking about!

Kaya naku ha, someone jologs better make abang this movie to Cinema One and record Humanap Ka ng Panget and upload it to youtube ha! Hay naku I'm really galit na talaga!!! :)

Friday, March 16, 2007

Diego go go.. sumuko ka nah nah nah...

Q:Sino ang gumanap na barangap captain sa pelikulang ito ni Tito,Vic and Joey na Working Boys?
A: Chichay


Caloy para sa yo to!



It's surprising a few of my jologs friends know this one. Caloy, who is know very happy with his job in California who also introduced me to nostalgiamanila.com, sent me an mp3 of the hilarious Diego-go-go line three years ago. Hanggang ngayon tawa pa rin ako nang tawa pag pinapakinggan ko yun. And thanks to youtube, eto andito na yung full scene!

Nakakatawa pa dito eh si Rio Locsin eh in-love na in-love kay Buwaya, at si Buwaya pa ang imbyernang-imbyerna sa kanya! Sa bandang huli nga ng movie eh kinakausap pa ni Rio si Carmi Martin na hindi daw nya kayang hiwalayan ang asawa nyang mahal na mahal. Hahahaha. Love is blind,indeed!!! Pero come to think of it, sa pelikula lang yun nangyayari!!!

Vic: Dieo-go-go-go... Sumuko ka nah-nah-nah-... Napapaligiran ka na namin-min-min..
Tito: Hindi ako susuko!.. Sapagkat hindi ako si Diego!
Vic: Nyahah!


Nakakainis lang bakit wala nang ganitong mga movies ngayon? Pati yung mga movies na tipong mananaginip yung bida na tapos biglang magche-change yung scene na lahat sila eh nagsasayaw na sa Matabungkay Beach - na nakakatuwa naman dahil alhat sila sa beach mga seksi at magaling sumayaw, may hahabulin na magandang babae at yung pinakapanget mahuhulog sa butas sa buhangin or mababagsakan ng buko, or kung low budget ang film eh sa Wild Life lang sila magsasayawan. Those were the days!

Teka,teka, hintayin nyo pa yung hinanda kong She-Man, Mistress of the Universe..dyos ko day!!!

*movie clip from www.youtube.com

Friday, March 9, 2007

Jolina Magdangal: Jologs!


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Q: What's the name of the retail store Jolina opened in the 90's?
A: Jolina's Fashion Gallery
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Parang gusto ko yatang bawiin yung previous statement ko na Kuya Germs is the epitome of Pinoy jologs, because if there's an epitome, it would have to be Jolina. Heck, te word "jologs" was born because of her! No, I'm not talking about the Jolina the Kapuso that we see today (yes, I am not a Kapuso though my first two entries in this blog are both Kapuso). I am talking about this Jolina:



Woohoot! That's the Jolina I'm talking about! Talagang we went to the shoot of Kung Ayaw Mo Wag Mo. Sayang kasi I haven't scanned the picture we have naman with Marvin Agustin! I miss that Jolina-crazy highlights - neon yellow and green mix and match days! By the way, that's me to her left, but I'm not the topic of this blog entry, am I? Back to Jolina, don't you love to hate her when she played as Bujoy in 'Labs Kita Okay Ka Lang?':

Bujoy to Ned (Marvin Agustin):"Oh yes kaibigan mo ako. Kaibigan mo lang ako, and that's all I ever was to you Ned. Your best friend...I'm so stupid to make the biggest mistake of falling in love with my best friend!"

That's it for now. More Jolina stuff for you jologs out there in the future! For the meantime, enjoy this AngTV clip! :)


*Jolina singing Special Memory, AngTV days, uploaded by carmefrancia @ youtube.com