Jonel's brief - di nag-be-bacon!!!

A must-watch!!!!!!!!! Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WRPEhMjQDw

Andrew E and Donna Cruz, break it down!!!

My Gas! I am truly sorry dahil ngayon lang nakapag-update ng blog ang iyong Lola Regina. Kumusta naman kasi ang pagka-aligaga ko when you know my Mac suddenly bumped into the floor you know! Pero here I am, sabi ko nga sa previous entry ko, renting a PC sa Station 168 Libis (kung saan may pinakamaraming Yobuseyos and Yobuseyas per square meter sa Libis) para lang mag-update ng blog!

So syempre to satisfy my Jologs friends who have been bugging me for another entry, I have decided to pay tribute to the greatest Pinoy jologs rap artist of all time - Andrew E. Haha. Serious ang lola mo! Nakakagalit nga dahil I tried my best to make halukay the youtube baul for excerpts from Humanap Ka Ng Panget the movie - where Zorayda is making loving-loving to Eddie Guitierrez, Dennis Padilla is making gaya to the brown tsaleko and baligtad na cap of Kuya Binoy, Carmi Martin is making that forward-back dance step in the beach in her one-piece tanga, Gelli De Belen is making Kate Gomez jealous by reviving Mr. DJ, and Nannette Medved trying to make kumbinse the Jimmy Santos to not jump from the building while Andrew E is also making selos in the background. Hay! The best Andrew E movie talaga!

Pero what did I get from youtube? Spongebob lip-synching Papa Andrew? Kagalit ha!




Pero okay lang naman dahil winner pa rin this Andrew Ford Medina clip ha! Powerful pa rin the Lolo Andrew, and Lola Pilita is also here noh - in her sequined red dress na kulang na lang eh si Bert "Tawa" Marcelo ay mukhang maghohost na sya ng Tanghalan ng Kampeon! Kaya I'm sure you'll enjoy pa rin naman and everythang! This clip has our all-time favorite scene naman in local movies eh - you know, the dance sequence in Matabungkay or Puerto Azul beach - haha - with matching lambingan pa of Patrick Guzman and Lola Gelli de Belen!

And Lola Donna Cruz and that Kapag Tumibok ang Puso song! Kagagalit! Flat chested the Lola! Pero don't get me wrong ha, I adore her noh! I don't like lang when he's paired with Ian de Leon (no comment na lang ako why I dont feel it their tandem haha). Lola Donna is like a fashionista in the eyes of my great mama ha - talagang she bought us tatlong maria that polka dot preggy dress with matching knee-lengths puruntong to welcome the New Year - I can't even describe it pero what I remember was I had the green polka dots, Rhea had the pink, and Marianne had the electric blue ones! Taray all of us! Syempre may matchig turban pa yan! Haaay naman, I'm like inis because I don't have a picture of that noh, basta I know you know what I'm talking about!

Kaya naku ha, someone jologs better make abang this movie to Cinema One and record Humanap Ka ng Panget and upload it to youtube ha! Hay naku I'm really galit na talaga!!! :)

Ha? Patay na Si Shaider???

Yan kaya ang reaction ko nung may nagsabi sa akin na patay na si Shaider a few years ago. O di ba, paang close talaga kami ni Shaider. Nung 2001 pa pala sya namatay. Sakit sa bato ang kinamatay ni Lolo Alexis, masyadong napagod sa kakabalik sa Time Space Warp. :(

Pero parang hanggang ngayon di pa rin ako makapaniwala na patay sya.

Pulis Pangkalawakan! Shaider!!!

Naghahanap ako nung mga batang nag-shi-Shigi-Shigi at kumakain ng repolyo pero wala ako mahanap eh...

Parang hindi ako maka-move-on kay Shaider. Parang andami pang questions sa isip ko na hindi pa nabibigyang liwanag? Here are some of those thought-provoking questions...

Paano na si Annie? Nagmahal kaya sya ulit ng iba? Ano kaya ang theme song nya para kay Shaider?

Sino na ang magliligtas sa kanya pag pinagkakaisahan na sya ng mga Amazona?

Kahit minsan kaya ay nagkaroon ng awkward moments between Alexis and Annie? Lalo na pag tuma-tumbling si Annie suot ang kanyang super-skimpy na iskert?

Si Fuuma Ley-ar? Nasuklian ba nya ang unrequited love ni Ida sa kanya? Alam nyo bang kinain ni Fuuma yung Red, Green and Pink Amazonas para mas lumakas sya sa kanyang battle with Papa Shaider??? Alam nyo bang ganito ang totoong muka ni Ida?

Eh yung mga batang iniligtas ni Shaider mula sa pagsayaw buong maghapon ng Shigi-Shigi at pagkain ng hilaw na repolyo, sila ba ang naging inspirasyon sa mga manika na Cabbage Patch Kids? Or was it the other way around?

Bakit kaya hindi pinalabas ang Shaider sa probinsya? Masyado ba syang violent? Or mahina lang talaga ang signal ng Channel 13 sa mga areas na iyon?

Si Doktor Ang? Ano na nga ba ulit ang pangalan nung biik nya dun? Pinky ba? Hindi ba naiinis sa kanya yung alalay nya na mas pinagtutuunan ng pansin ni Doktor Ang yung biik kesa sa kanya?

May signal kaya ng Globe sa Time Space Warp? Eh Sun kaya? I bet wala dahil madilim dun!
Di man lang ba nawiwindang si Shaider at Annie pag hinahanap na nila ang kanilang mga sasakyan after the fights? Para kasing kung saan-saan na lang nila iniiwan yugn mga sasakyan nila eh. Or ma Wag mong sabihin na pagkatapos ng laban ni Shaider sa Time Space Warp ay kailangan pa nyang balikan yung Suzuki Jimny nya dahil papagalitan sya ni Kumander Kom. Sabagay nakakapunta nga sila sa Time Space Warp eh siguro naman di sila na-lo-lost. And does Annie let Shaider drive kaya her mazda RX-7 pag nagdedate sila? hehe :)

Haaay, Shaider... kayo what are your favorite Shaider memories? :)

*image sources:
youtube.com
answers.com
etu.ensimag.fr

Diego go go.. sumuko ka nah nah nah...

Q:Sino ang gumanap na barangap captain sa pelikulang ito ni Tito,Vic and Joey na Working Boys?
A: Chichay

Caloy para sa yo to!



It's surprising a few of my jologs friends know this one. Caloy, who is know very happy with his job in California who also introduced me to nostalgiamanila.com, sent me an mp3 of the hilarious Diego-go-go line three years ago. Hanggang ngayon tawa pa rin ako nang tawa pag pinapakinggan ko yun. And thanks to youtube, eto andito na yung full scene!

Nakakatawa pa dito eh si Rio Locsin eh in-love na in-love kay Buwaya, at si Buwaya pa ang imbyernang-imbyerna sa kanya! Sa bandang huli nga ng movie eh kinakausap pa ni Rio si Carmi Martin na hindi daw nya kayang hiwalayan ang asawa nyang mahal na mahal. Hahahaha. Love is blind,indeed!!! Pero come to think of it, sa pelikula lang yun nangyayari!!!

Vic: Dieo-go-go-go... Sumuko ka nah-nah-nah-... Napapaligiran ka na namin-min-min..
Tito: Hindi ako susuko!.. Sapagkat hindi ako si Diego!
Vic: Nyahah!

Nakakainis lang bakit wala nang ganitong mga movies ngayon? Pati yung mga movies na tipong mananaginip yung bida na tapos biglang magche-change yung scene na lahat sila eh nagsasayaw na sa Matabungkay Beach - na nakakatuwa naman dahil alhat sila sa beach mga seksi at magaling sumayaw, may hahabulin na magandang babae at yung pinakapanget mahuhulog sa butas sa buhangin or mababagsakan ng buko, or kung low budget ang film eh sa Wild Life lang sila magsasayawan. Those were the days!

Teka,teka, hintayin nyo pa yung hinanda kong She-Man, Mistress of the Universe..dyos ko day!!!

*movie clip from www.youtube.com

Who in the world is Christopher Borja?

A: Inday Garutay

So I was torn between Lea Salonga and Inday Garutay. Who won? Ate Inday. Well, you can't blame me, when I tried to search for Inday Garutay on Google Images I only got 4 returns, si Lea Salonga, daming pages! So I oughta give this one to Ate Inday! Blame Google! :p

(I had to edit this part, nag-au-autostart yung video kahit ilang tumblling na ang ginawa ko to fix the script. Feel free to click na lang the link for the viedo)

Mega tawa naman si Kuya sa background. Haha. Talagang poker-faced ang Lola noh walang ka-rea-reaction! Parang as-a-fatter-of-mact lang parang ganun lang.

Hehe, may bigla lang akong naisip. I don't want to be mean, pero Ate Inday G. reminds me of my Computer class teacher back in High School. No she is not gay, she just looks like Ate Inday. Di ba, that's pagiging meany di ba? Pero I'm washing my hands on this. Hindi lang ako nagsabi nyan - may mas mean pa nga sa akin, they call her "Garutay". Now that's mean!

Back to Ate Inday, to be fair ha, hindi funny yung nangyari sa kanya sa Aruba, harsh nga yung discrimination that he experienced. Pero naisip ko rin at least she didn't turn out to be one of those showbiz people not in the circulation anymore who gets featured in "Wish Ko Lang" just because they made lustay their money and all that so that Vicki Morales can give them a pangkabuhayan showcase with squid,chicken,crab balls or a tricycle courtesy of Sinzki (or however that's spelled hehe). Like Ruffa Gutierrez in some sorta way, glamorosa pa rin ang lola!

In my last ditch effort to search for more images of Lola Inday, I tried Yahoo naman. Ouch, Nowhere to be found na naman ang beauty ni Lola :(



Sabagay, when I searched nga for Ate Luds (close kami noh!) yung bahay lang nya yung lumabas sa search results. 75 by 75 pixels pa! Hmmm... Punta kaya ako sa friendster? Hehe :p Sasabihin na naman ni Rhoda my superfren na "MAY GAS REGINA!!!" pag ginawa ko yun!!! :p

*video source: http://www.pinoywebcast.com